My 2 year old hates me........

 So do you ever think your kid hates you? I swear sometimes he does. He seems to be a “perfect angel” for anyone and everyone who watches him for me. Where does this perfect angel come from??? Or more importantly GO? Oh sure, there are moments when I get to experience this phenomenon but they are very short lived moments and not that often. I love to hear “well, it’s because you are him Mother”. Welllll, shouldn’t that give me some sort of perfect angle coupon to use whenever I need or want to after all I suffered through a pregnancy, a c-section, breast feeding and now ASTHMA! You would think that would automatically entitle me. NO such luck. I love how he seems to play the part or shall I say person just right too. Daddy, Grandma and Aunt Lizzy all bring out this perfect angle but in almost different personalities too. With Daddy, he just has to do something silly that is just a little dangerous, which he knows I would not approve of but as long as he does something silly at the end like making a funny face or does a little dance then that gets Daddy to laugh and all is well. Grandma gives him her undivided attention so he milks her for all its worth. Aunt Lizzy always seems to have treats on her so he just bats his beautiful long eye lashes and gets what he wants. It wouldn’t matter If I had freaking Elmo himself in my purse sometimes that kid just will not listen, will not stop screaming, throwing rocks in the pool, hitting the dogs and of course torturing his baby brother. I guess I should be thankful that at least he is a “perfect angle” for everyone else right......but I really can’t help but think sometime the boy hates me. Thank the lord above that I usually get an "I love you mommy" a few times a day, otherwise I might actually get me feelings hurt.